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Lestrange Manor [
Posted by Bellatrix on January 1st, 2020 @ 2:56pm
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Information )
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Posted by Bellatrix on January 1st, 2020 @ 11:59am
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i can take it all away )
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037. [
Posted by Bellatrix on June 14th, 2010 @ 11:12am
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I do love a good fire.
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036. [
Posted by Bellatrix on June 12th, 2010 @ 12:10pm
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I am bored.

Again.

Frank Longbottom and Charlotte Dearborn believe I should go kill a few adults to prove I am still capable. So I thought I might take suggestions.
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035. [
Posted by Bellatrix on June 11th, 2010 @ 5:35pm
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Shall we see how much the Department of Magical Law Enforcement cares for the welfare of a child tonight?

We are going to play a game.

There is a girl, about seven years of age, who I expect has about two hours before her injuries become fatal. If anyone from the Department of Magical Law Enforcement, or perhaps our esteemed acting Minister herself, would care to save the child, state your case for why I should provide you with the first clue in our little scavenger hunt and I will decide if your reasons are to my liking.

Actually I am feeling generous. I will even let you vigilante types play. Perhaps you will do a better job than the Aurors. Go on then, plead your case for the life of the little girl. Olivia, I believe, although it was hard to tell what she was saying through all of the sobbing.
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034. [
Posted by Bellatrix on June 10th, 2010 @ 10:49am
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You did not actually think that place was going to hold me, did you?

[Death Eaters]
It is good to see that at least a few of you have not forgotten what it means to serve our Lord in my absence. For the rest of you, I have made more than a few new friends in the past month who I am certain would be able to make you deeply familiar with the meaning of human suffering.

[Rodolphus]
Evan has ceased his imitation of my mother. I will see you at Lycoris's.
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033. [
Posted by Bellatrix on April 18th, 2010 @ 8:01pm
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[Private to Sabriel, Saul and Rodolphus]
Where is my father-in-law's body?

[Private to Evan]
Thank you.

[Private to Rabastan]
Rodolphus is awake if you wish to see him although be warned his mood is as to be expected.
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032. [
Posted by Bellatrix on April 17th, 2010 @ 7:46pm
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[Private to Silas and Evan]
Rodolphus was hurt. Come now. [apparition coordinates]

[Private to Rabastan]
Your brother needs to speak to you. Unless you are dead or very nearly, you will come now.

[apparition coordinates]
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031. [
Posted by Bellatrix on April 17th, 2010 @ 2:48pm
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[Private to Death Eaters]
Hogsmeade. Be there in three hours. Kill everyone.
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030. [
Posted by Bellatrix on April 8th, 2010 @ 10:04am
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[Private to Inner Circle]
Rodolphus and I are no longer prisoners of the Department of Magical Law Enforcement.
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029. [
Posted by Bellatrix on April 7th, 2010 @ 7:34pm
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[Private to Death Eaters]
The game is over.

The final tally:
Evan - 185
Nott - 150
Leoben - 120
Rabastan - 55
Aston - 55
Alton - 30
Silas - 20
Felix - 20
Severus - 20
Constantine - 10
Walden - 10
Roderick - 5
Conrad - 0

The promotion goes to Evan. As second place belongs to one who is not even playing, third is a dead man and the tie for fourth belongs to both my dear incarcerated brother-in-law and Aston, no further rewards will be given. The rest of you will be hearing soon enough of your punishment.

[Private to Evan]
Beyond your promotion, do you have a particular request for your prize?

[Private to Walden]
I am disappointed in you, Walden. Bested by incompetent children.
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028. [
Posted by Bellatrix on March 17th, 2010 @ 10:53pm
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[Private to Death Eaters]
150 points to Jack Nott for the death of the Head Auror. 20 points to those of you who managed to complete your assigned kidnappings and that is generous. 10 points to Evan for the requested posters. Save Evan, you are all losing to one who is not even playing the game and a dead man. Pathetic. Do not think I will award prizes to those who are so miserably placed within the standings.

The point standings are thus:
Nott - 150
Evan - 135
Leoben - 120
Rabastan - 55
Aston - 55
Silas - 20
Felix - 20
Severus - 20
Constantine - 10
Walden - 10
Roderick - 0
Conrad - 0
Alton - 0

[Private to Evan]
Congratulations on your promotion within the ranks. It is well earned.

[Private to Rodolphus]
The lack of ambition and stupidity within the ranks is appalling. Most of them would not be missed if we were to kill them. And I am bored enough to start tearing down the wards.
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027. [
Posted by Bellatrix on March 8th, 2010 @ 11:22pm
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[Private to Death Eaters]
The point standings are thus:
Leoben - 120
Evan - 105
Rabastan - 55
Aston - 55
Constantine - 10
Walden - 10
Silas - 0
Felix - 0
Roderick - 0
Conrad - 0
Severus - 0

100 points to Leoben for the death of an Auror. 100 points to Evan for the incapacitation of the Minister and his lackeys. 10 points to Walden for the successful apparition of a horse.

[Private to Evan]
It is 25 points for each of the Department of Magical Law Enforcement employees who would be dead were it not for the foolishness of old men.

When Rodolphus and I have liberated ourselves from the wards, we will begin a regular training regimen.
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026. [
Posted by Bellatrix on March 7th, 2010 @ 8:49pm
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[Private to Walden]
Prior to his untimely demise, Leoben informed me that his father was being held in his stables until he could dispose of him properly. As he had not informed me that he had completed the task, I can only assume the man remains there. If he is still alive.

Take care of it. Before the Ministry tears the wards to pieces.
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025. [
Posted by Bellatrix on March 5th, 2010 @ 3:30am
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[Private to Rodolphus]
Rodolphus Lestrange if this is in any way your idea of demonstrating a sense of humour, by Salazar I will rip off your balls with my bare hands and feed them to the house elves.

Who incidentally cannot apparate out either.

[Private to Frank]
You are an exceedingly fortunate man tonight.
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024. [
Posted by Bellatrix on February 28th, 2010 @ 6:14pm
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[Private to Death Eaters, including Severus Snape]
20 points to Leoben for the delivery of a poison that proved quite entertaining, if not quite what we were seeking. 10 points each to Aston, Rabastan and Constantine for the successful abduction of our victims. I do hope you did not find too much sick upon your shoes, Rabbit.

Rabastan - 55
Aston - 55
Leoben - 20
Constantine - 10
Evan - 5
Silas - 0
Walden - 0
Conrad - 0
Severus - 0

And I have been informed we have a new competitor in our little game. Someone inform Mr Snape of the rules. If you can recall them yourselves, which judging by the abysmal performance most of you have put forth so far, is doubtful.

Last place is not a position any of you will wish to find yourself in come the end of March.

[Private to Leoben]
Names, Leoben, will do you just as much good as heads in sufficient quantities. You are a resourceful sort. I expect better of you.
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023. [
Posted by Bellatrix on February 22nd, 2010 @ 8:08pm
]
[Private to Inner Circle]
Leoben has delivered sufficient quantities of a poison for our purposes.


[Private to Death Eaters]
Tomorrow Jack Nott will be planting a poison at the bakery of Greta Catchlove in South Kensington before lunch. 10 points to anyone who manages to capture a poison victim and deliver them to Valere's property where the Wizengamot members were taken.
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022. [
Posted by Bellatrix on February 21st, 2010 @ 1:45am
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[Private to Death Eaters]
We are in need of a poison. Something that can be slipped into food and in sufficient quantities to affect at least a few dozen victims. The intent is not to be fatal, although I do not believe you will have any complaints should it turn out to be, but severe incapacitation with little in the way of visible symptoms. Be creative.

20 points to the first one of you who is able to provide something suitable.
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021. [
Posted by Bellatrix on February 16th, 2010 @ 9:03am
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[Private to Death Eaters]
45 points each to Rabastan and Aston for the death of an Auror. 100 points for the kill, minus 20 for the absence of a head, plus 10 for the rather impressive crime scene photographs, all split between the two.

And 5 points to Evan for creative use of a stove.

The standings are thus:
Rabastan - 45
Aston - 45
Evan - 5
Silas - 0
Walden - 0
Leoben - 0
Constantine - 0
Conrad - 0
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020. [
Posted by Bellatrix on February 14th, 2010 @ 6:37pm
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[Private to Evan]
Change in plans. We will deal with the Wizengamot member tomorrow night. Rodolphus and I are going out. Do not wait up.

[Private to Rodolphus]
I am waiting.
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019. [
Posted by Bellatrix on February 13th, 2010 @ 6:42pm
]
[Private to Death Eaters]
The man who nearly murdered my father is still at large and alive and nothing is known of him beyond the purity of his blood. Remus Lupin, one of the arsonists who destroyed Knockturn Alley, is quite insufferably resilient. Emmeline Vance and James Potter are annoyingly meddlesome. The entire Department of Magical Law Enforcement sees fit to attempt to search our homes, to threaten to throw us in prison without cause and yet we do nothing to show them the error of their ways.

And so if the simple task of executing Wizengamot appointees is not to taxing for you, we are going to play a game.

5 points for the name and current whereabouts of any who have dared to oppose our Lord.
5 points for each family member of those who oppose us identified, along with their location. A name alone is next to worthless.
20 points for each identity that was not previously known to us.
30 points for the destruction of their home.
50 points for the head of a civilian or hitwizard who seeks to interfere with our Lord's plans. Attached or not, I do not care.
100 points for the head of an Auror. Frank Longbottom is mine. Keep your hands to yourself.

You have six weeks. At the end of six weeks, whichever of you has accumulated the most points shall receive a significant promotion within the ranks and a prize that will be tailored to your desires. Second place will bring a lesser promotion. And for whichever of you comes in third, you may or may not be exempted from the punishment that will befall the rest, depending on just what I think of your performance.

I assure you, you do not wish to place last.

[Private to Leoben]
I expect you to win.

[Private to Inner Circle]
Perhaps we should make this something of a competition amongst ourselves as well. Whoever has the most successful mentee wins? I have a bottle of the 1962 Domaine Romanee Conti that I am willing to offer to the victor.

[Private to Evan]
We will take care of our Wizengamot member tomorrow night.

[Private to Walden]
I hear your department has come into possession of a crup.

[Private to Narcissa]
How are you faring?
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018. [
Posted by Bellatrix on February 7th, 2010 @ 10:35pm
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[Private to Aston]
Remus Lupin's address. Sooner rather than later.

And you still owe me whatever Gumboils you can find in the files.

[Private to Ben (added later)]
18 Chatterock Lane, Surrey, England.

Meet me there in 15 minutes.
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017. [
Posted by Bellatrix on February 3rd, 2010 @ 10:20pm
]
[Private to Rodolphus]
I had to return your gift. Unfortunately alive, if barely. Longbottom managed to get his hands upon my sister. I will make him pay for his foolishness.
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016. [
Posted by Bellatrix on February 1st, 2010 @ 11:14pm
]
[Private to Frank]
So sorry about your uncle, Franky.

Your sister misses you, by the way. Or I am sure she would say as much if she retained the ability to speak.

I have decided what I want.
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015. [
Posted by Bellatrix on February 1st, 2010 @ 1:00pm
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[Private to Frank]
Good evening Frank. I have someone who I expect is quite interested in speaking with you. Say hello to your brother Miss Longbottom. And you may as well cover your goodbyes while you are at it.

Franky don't you dare do anything stupid, I'm fine.

I would be rather impressed if your brother ever managed to not do something stupid. Crucio.

[We're sorry, DictaQuill is unable to translate. Please speak slowly and clearly.]

Don't lie. You see your dear brother Franky did not believe me when I promised to come after his family. He thought I was bluffing. How does that make you feel, Julia? To know that he could have stopped all of this from happening?

[We're sorry, DictaQuill is unable to translate. Please speak slowly and clearly.]

You're still my favourite brother.


The last you will ever say to him and you have nothing more than that?

[We're sorry, DictaQuill is unable to translate. Please speak slowly and clearly.]

You must be thirsty.

[We're sorry, DictaQuill is unable to translate. Please speak slowly and clearly.]

Your sister does not seem terribly interested in saying her goodbyes. I am beginning to wonder if she understands that

[We're sorry, DictaQuill is unable to translate. Please speak slowly and clearly.]

she will never again see the outside of this room. Or perhaps the knowledge of the fate you have created for her has left her filled with nothing but loathing for you. I could hardly blame her for that. She will die hating you Franky. I will make sure that she will be cursing you with her last breaths.

I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. I should. Have. Should'vetoldyou.

[We're sorry, DictaQuill is unable to translate. Please speak slowly and clearly.]

What should you have told him?


What are you apologising for?

[We're sorry, DictaQuill is unable to translate. Please speak slowly and clearly.]

For not trusting you. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.

[We're sorry, DictaQuill is unable to translate. Please speak slowly and clearly.]

I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

How did you not trust him?


[We're sorry, DictaQuill is unable to translate. Please speak slowly and clearly.]

An answer and this can all stop. Tell me.

[We're sorry, DictaQuill's translation abilities are limited to human speech only.]

Why are you apologising?

[We are quite certain that is not human speech.]

Stop. Please just. Stop please. I don't know stop please please stop.

You do know. Tell me what it is you are so sorry for.


[Perhaps you might consider an upgrade to a newer model that is equipped to handle incoherent screeching.]

Hurts daddy. It hurts.

[We regret to inform you that this is an inappropriate usage of your DictaQuill and cannot be transcribed.]

Daddy it hurts, it hurts.

[Oh very well. Ahhh! Ahhh! Eeee! Owww!]

Stop please stop.

Do not worry. I will be back soon enough.

I'm so sorry.


[We're sorry, DictaQuill is unable to translate. Please speak slowly and clearly.]

It hurts.
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014. [
Posted by Bellatrix on January 29th, 2010 @ 9:47pm
]
[Private to Rodolphus]
I am going to St. Mungo's. There was a fire at my father's house. Do not attempt to stop me. If you wish to make yourself useful, find whoever was responsible and bring them to me so I might string them up by their entrails.

Or send the children to deal with the fire. Or both.


[Private to Narcissa]
You received Mother's owl?
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013. [
Posted by Bellatrix on January 29th, 2010 @ 7:35pm
]
[Private to Fenrir Greyback]
Plans for tomorrow night?
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012. [
Posted by Bellatrix on January 26th, 2010 @ 12:23am
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Frank
Rodolphus
Sirius
The Mudblood
The halfblood spawn
Arabelle
Adam Williamson
Andromeda
Alice
Alastor
The other Gumboil
Crouch
Savage
Valere
Dinky
The other Dinky
Rabastan
The irritatingly cheerful shopgirl from Twilfit and Tattings
The irritatingly cheerful girl who attempted to under strike braid my hair
Frank
Children. All children.
Jonathan
Joyous Plomp
Frank
Not nearly long enough. Needs more work.
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011. [
Posted by Bellatrix on January 24th, 2010 @ 7:03pm
]
[Private to Aston]
I require the address of one of your colleagues. Amelia Bones. I trust you are resourceful enough to manage and intelligent enough to remain silent.
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010. [
Posted by Bellatrix on January 24th, 2010 @ 2:25pm
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[Private to Leoben]
You. Find me a toy. Do not tell my husband.
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009. [
Posted by Bellatrix on January 24th, 2010 @ 1:23pm
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[Private to Death Eaters under 35]
Who wants to be a good boy and bring me a plaything? Even better if its surname is Longbottom.
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008. [
Posted by Bellatrix on January 16th, 2010 @ 10:52pm
]
[Private to Frank]
I do hope you did not become caught up in the fires. I would hate to think that someone deprived me of the opportunity to kill you myself.
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007. [
Posted by Bellatrix on January 14th, 2010 @ 9:58am
]
I hardly see how anyone can be surprised that Crouch is acting like some kind of power drunk lunatic. After all, it is so very difficult to overcome your true nature and I have never found him to be quite right in the head.

To the good men and women of the Department of Magical Law Enforcement. Do let me know if you intend to attempt yet another fruitless search of my home. The very least I can do is ensure your afternoon will be entertaining.

[Private to Leoben]
Have you thought of a suitable punishment for yourself yet?

[Private to Death Eaters]
Godric's Hollow. Seven pm, Saturday night. We will burn the entire village to the ground.
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006. [
Posted by Bellatrix on January 4th, 2010 @ 8:55pm
]
[Private to Rodolphus]
It seems I neglected to mention as much earlier, but I expect you may at some point receive a howler from your mother.
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005. [
Posted by Bellatrix on December 29th, 2009 @ 5:28pm
]
[Private to Leoben]
A Christmas gift that is difficult to transport? I can only wonder what that must be. Shall I dress for outside or in? Assuming, of course, that you are free this evening. It is time to resume our training sessions regardless.

[Private to Valere]
I presume the werewolves threats are your doing? What are his fees?
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004. [
Posted by Bellatrix on December 23rd, 2009 @ 11:58pm
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My best wishes to Minister Crouch in his new regime. Although it seems that unforgivable may no longer be the most appropriate name for certain curses. Forgiveable when they serve Crouch's purposes, perhaps? I am so looking forward to seeing his next witch hunt.

[Private to Aston Mulciber]
Auror Williamson. Tell me everything you know about him.

[Private to Andromeda]
Still alive?
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003. [
Posted by Bellatrix on December 18th, 2009 @ 9:49pm
]
It is good to be home.
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002. [
Posted by Bellatrix on November 16th, 2009 @ 5:09pm
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My condolences, et cetera, et cetera.

[Private to Rodolphus]
We are going to the memorial.
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001. [
Posted by Bellatrix on November 15th, 2009 @ 7:28pm
]
[Private to Death Eaters]
Alastor Moody is no longer a concern. I did so enjoy the sound of his screaming until someone decided to ruin my fun.
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